Re:Remembering the World’s Oldest Person, in the Objects She...
by gumby on Sunday April 23, 2017 @01:19PM
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The article's author must have loved writing this sentence:
>Inside the drawer of her night table was a supermarket-aisle anti-aging cream that she had applied every evening before going to sleep.
Clearly it didn't work. I'd think a much better anti aging cream would be cyanide mixed into butter. I doubt it would be sold in the supermarket though.
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All joking aside, it is interesting to read of her life, and to reflect on self-help literature. It does seem like the people who live the longest have less interesting lives.
>Inside the drawer of her night table was a supermarket-aisle anti-aging cream that she had applied every evening before going to sleep.
Clearly it didn't work. I'd think a much better anti aging cream would be cyanide mixed into butter. I doubt it would be sold in the supermarket though.
== All joking aside, it is interesting to read of her life, and to reflect on self-help literature. It does seem like the people who live the longest have less interesting lives.