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Re:Once-Flush Startups Struggle to Stay Alive as Investors G... by hprotagonist on Sunday April 23, 2017 @11:47AM (#14178615)
"Bart, it's over."

"What do you mean, "It's over"?"

"We're bankrupt. The stock is at zero."

"But I have 52 million shares. What's 52 million times zero? And don't tell me it's zero!"

"Bart, it's not about how much stock you have. It's about how much copper wire you can get out of the building with!"

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Re:Once-Flush Startups Struggle to Stay Alive as Investors G... by seibelj on Sunday April 23, 2017 @12:08PM (#14178722)
Video, watch the whole thing, it's gold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arENYYkYBts

And another on Bill Gates acquiring Compu Global Hyper Meganet from Homer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H27rfr59RiE

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Re:Once-Flush Startups Struggle to Stay Alive as Investors G... by soreasan on Sunday April 23, 2017 @12:06PM (#14178706)
Here's the YouTube link to this funny clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arENYYkYBts

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