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Re:Mice treated with a protein from umbilical cord plasma sh... by nopinsight on Friday April 21, 2017 @02:49AM (#14163569)
Can young animal blood also make old humans smarter (sheep, goats, pigs, ...)?

If so, and without adverse effects [1], an opportunity is discovered. Human cells might be better but a protein from animals might be cheaper and less ethically challenged, thus more accessible to the masses.

[1] An expert please have a say whether that is plausible or not.

Re:Mice treated with a protein from umbilical cord plasma sh... by patall on Friday April 21, 2017 @03:41AM (#14163738)
Well, antithrombin III is produced in goats [1], although it seems generally more effiecent [2] to produce recombinant proteins in pigs as they are closer related to us. Note, that these are recombinant proteins (human proteins produced in animals) not natural animal proteins that are used in humans. Also note that it might be sufficient to produce these proteins in another biological system like insulin in bacteria (which are easier to handle, carrier lower disease risks, better to scale etc.), it really depends on the complexity of the protein.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antithrombinhttps://en.wikiped... [2] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3925420/

Re:Mice treated with a protein from umbilical cord plasma sh... by crusso on Friday April 21, 2017 @07:41AM (#14164628)
Maybe, like in the mice studies, we could just graft baby goats to our backs after we hit 50.

Sure, it will look odd, but that will just be the price to pay to stay young.

The real trick will be to keep the goats from chewing on your shirt collars.

Re:Mice treated with a protein from umbilical cord plasma sh... by CleaveIt2Beaver on Friday April 21, 2017 @08:42AM (#14164998)
I feel like this is the entry point to a new piece of dark speculative fiction, in which extreme age is venerated, and the number of goats attached to your back becomes a symbol of your wealth and power.
Re:Mice treated with a protein from umbilical cord plasma sh... by throwaway55523 on Friday April 21, 2017 @08:51AM (#14165067)
Perhaps a larger animal. Detachable coupling of course and some sort of programmatic control of the beast. The coupling would include devices which would increase the concentration of life giving material and turn back less desirable properties of the blood.

I would ride upon a great blood engorged elephant and take pity upon all the unwashed goat tethered masses.

Re:Mice treated with a protein from umbilical cord plasma sh... by jonnathanson on Friday April 21, 2017 @09:28AM (#14165358)
I storm through the seas like Poseidon himself, a conquering champion, grafted to the back of a 24-foot baby blue whale. Next time around, though, I'll ask the doc to position me in front of the blow hole. Rookie mistake.
Re:Mice treated with a protein from umbilical cord plasma sh... by aangjie on Friday April 21, 2017 @09:56AM (#14165637)
> The real trick will be to keep the goats from chewing on your shirt collars. That's easy. Duct tape it solves everything.. Or you can genetically engineer a goat without a mouth. :-)
Re:Mice treated with a protein from umbilical cord plasma sh... by mrkgnao on Friday April 21, 2017 @03:41PM (#14168738)
"I Have No Mouth, and I Must Bleed"?
Re:Mice treated with a protein from umbilical cord plasma sh... by trevyn on Friday April 21, 2017 @07:17AM (#14164538)