Brilliant! Brilliant! I was just searching for "Docker" after reading a tutorial, and now I spent my inheritance on Docker Enterprise Edition, even though there's also a Community Edition, on the same website, which will continue to exists, and this theory is obviously insane, and nothing of this makes any sense, but why start with goodwill, when conspiracy-fuelled hate will do, and when literally the future of the free world is at stake.

Brilliant! Brilliant! Bravo!