Funny! Of course, the consequences of poorly assembled furniture are pretty trivial, so Ikea's current laissez-faire attitude towards its customers doesn't ruin society as we know it. (Besides, college grads like me are probably some of the worst furniture assemblers. We don't know what we don't know.) The consequences of truck-driving mistakes can be more serious, affecting many other lives in irreversible ways. Thus the greater interest in credentials, training, regulation, etc.

But I enjoyed the spoof anyway. Thanks for posting.