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Re:A man wouldn’t leave an overbooked United flight, so he w... by talmand on Monday April 10, 2017 @04:37PM (#14082305)
"Your honor, the reason I committed trespass was because I had to meet patients then next day and I should be absolved of these charges."

Yep, that should work.

Re:A man wouldn’t leave an overbooked United flight, so he w... by JohnLeTigre on Monday April 10, 2017 @04:53PM (#14082450)
lol, good point

I suspect it wasn't tresspass though, more like a bought-pass