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Re:My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize ... by titanomachy on Saturday April 01, 2017 @03:44AM (#14011055)
My favourite line:

> After years of research, I have engineered the most efficient possible workout, which is a single, 100-pound kettlebell swing, followed by four and a half minutes of foam rolling.

Re:My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize ... by jeppebemad on Saturday April 01, 2017 @07:45AM (#14011656)
So many great quotes in there

> To make cleanup more efficient, I have seven Vitamix blender pitchers, which I clean all at once on Sunday evenings. Best $1200 I’ve ever spent. So much time saved.

> We have also adapted our own version of the Nonviolent Communication protocol, which allows us to express all of our needs, feelings, fears, and experiences from the day in a loving exchange of five sentences each. (To learn more, check out my husband’s wonderful book, The Four Hour Relationship.)

Edit: hard to single out the best among many!