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Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by alistproducer2 on Thursday March 23, 2017 @04:48PM (#13944113)
I'm wondering the same thing. Should I start blowing through my 401k money now or what?
Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by finid on Thursday March 23, 2017 @08:04PM (#13945483)
It doesn't make sense to blow the money by yourself. Send me some.

And while you're at it, you might want to cancel any insurance that you have. Afterall, what's the point? That will make more money available to blow.

Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by username223 on Thursday March 23, 2017 @07:28PM (#13945304)
You'll be fine.

If you care about your offspring, try not to reproduce. With the various positive feedback loops (permafrost methane, arctic albedo, antarctic ice shelves), things are going to get ugly.

Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by Raphmedia on Thursday March 23, 2017 @05:15PM (#13944371)
Save it for your ticket to mars.
Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by flavor8 on Thursday March 23, 2017 @05:31PM (#13944532)
Better save it for anti aging supplements first. Easier to build climate resistant infrastructure here than on Mars.
Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by gech on Thursday March 23, 2017 @05:49PM (#13944679)
But as a member of the .01% I'd rather only build new infrastructure where I can guarantee only myself and select others will be able to utilize it. I wouldn't want to waste my money on something that might be ended up being used by the public.
Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by vacri on Thursday March 23, 2017 @07:35PM (#13945346)
The only people going to Mars for the foreseeable future will be those with explicitly useful skills that can only be done in person. The 0.01% are going to be dead weight up there unless they have such a skill. And given it's a one-way ticket... how much social pull will the 0.01% have over the people with actual skills.

You may be a multibillionaire on earth, but being able to sell widgets to the masses isn't a skill that's going to be needed (or appreciated) on Mars for quite a while. Cut off from your wealth, you're just another mouth to feed.

Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by flogic on Friday March 24, 2017 @01:45AM (#13946930)
More importantly if the population of earth is facing critical systems collapse, what are the odds of the next critical resupply mission the Mars colony actually launching. It's not like a martian colony would be self sufficient anytime soon.
Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by baursak on Thursday March 23, 2017 @06:39PM (#13944992)
Can't tell if this was sarcasm or a serious statement.
Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by antisthenes on Thursday March 23, 2017 @07:00PM (#13945119)
That depends on whether you have a bunker in New Zealand or not.
Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by knz on Thursday March 23, 2017 @07:25PM (#13945282)
New Zealand could be in trouble if ocean acidification happens or weather patterns cause more drought (~80% hydro for energy generation and the arable land relies upon high rainfall).
Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by unFou on Thursday March 23, 2017 @08:20PM (#13945561)
Can there even be non-localised drought on a small island the size of New Zealand? The only significant geographical feature in the North Island (where most people live) is 3 mountains right in the middle.
Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by knz on Thursday March 23, 2017 @08:33PM (#13945614)
New Zealand is small enough that a localized drought can have significant impact. Most of the people do indeed live in the North Island but most of the power is generated in the South Island, particularly around the Mackenzie Basin/Otago area (dry highlands).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_power_stations_in_New_... - sort the hydroelectric by capacity - most of the major dams are in this area.

Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by username223 on Thursday March 23, 2017 @07:30PM (#13945313)
New Zealand? Real players build their own islands.
Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by rbobby on Friday March 24, 2017 @12:17AM (#13946568)
We added too much CO2 to atmosphere so we'll move to a planet with an atmosphere of 100% CO2... sounds like a plan!

:)

Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by TeMPOraL on Friday March 24, 2017 @04:13AM (#13947427)
The problem isn't COâ‚‚. The problem is the roaming hordes of zomb^H^H^H^Hpeople displaced by rising ocean levels and subsequent collapse of civilized society. Mars doesn't have that :).
Re:Thousands of underground gas bubbles poised to 'explode' ... by Raphmedia on Friday March 24, 2017 @09:28AM (#13948749)
If you can' beat them, join them?