> we don't need the new stuff
> how about we throw both away to shut everyone up, would that make either side happy?
There's nothing special about javascript the language. The nice thing about web development is that the really fast framework iteration cycles. And everyone complains about them, but as a result we have some fantastic APIs for UI development in javascript land now. (Eg, react.)
What I want to see is someone port those lovely abstractions across to native languages. For example, a port of choo[1] to swift on top of uikit would be gloriously fast, efficient, small and easy to work with.
Edit: I'll add, I frequently see people say that Windows XP was the best OS ever made. Why the rose-tinted glasses? It was the tail end of the era when hardware was getting faster, faster than software was getting slower.