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Re:Simple proof that GUID is not unique by RyanMcGreal on Monday May 31, 2010 @09:53AM (#1392509)
>It is licensed under the following terms: you must pay me $0.0001 per hour per CPU core you run it on.

Reminds me of the Wheat and Chessboard Problem.

Re:Simple proof that GUID is not unique by BoppreH on Monday May 31, 2010 @07:35PM (#1393798)
Only difference is that the guy will have to wait some millennia to get any significant amount of money.

Because we know that the guy who asked the question will not be using a supercomputer.

Re:Simple proof that GUID is not unique by euroclydon on Monday May 31, 2010 @09:20AM (#1392465)
Judging by the up-votes over there on SO, I think I've identified at least 200 people with entirely different senses of humor than my own.
Re:Simple proof that GUID is not unique by NathanKP on Monday May 31, 2010 @09:10AM (#1392453)
I wonder if that guy is a troll or honestly ignorant. I had to laugh a the comment of the guy who said:

It will run for 10790283070806014188970 years. Which is about 83 billion times longer than the age of the universe.

Re:Simple proof that GUID is not unique by telemachos on Monday May 31, 2010 @11:17AM (#1392658)
Along these lines, see the code in the accepted answer:

    Console.WriteLine("Umm... why hasn't the univese ended yet?");
Re:Simple proof that GUID is not unique by disposable on Monday May 31, 2010 @09:01AM (#1392440)
Slow news day as they say it on /.
Re:Simple proof that GUID is not unique by haasted on Monday May 31, 2010 @10:16AM (#1392546)
Speed it up.
Re:Simple proof that GUID is not unique by boredguy8 on Monday May 31, 2010 @12:34PM (#1392879)
Re:Simple proof that GUID is not unique by astrodust on Monday May 31, 2010 @02:59PM (#1393184)
BREAKING NEWS: Comment posted in wrong thread on internet gets down-voted.
Re:Simple proof that GUID is not unique by smokinn on Monday May 31, 2010 @07:09PM (#1393746)
Not really.

More like a political story with no relevance to hacker news gets downvoted.

(And is clearly mentioned as off-topic in the guidelines: "Off-Topic: Most stories about politics, or crime, or sports, unless they're evidence of some interesting new phenomenon. Videos of pratfalls or disasters, or cute animal pictures. If they'd cover it on TV news, it's probably off-topic.")

Re:Simple proof that GUID is not unique by boredguy8 on Tuesday June 01, 2010 @12:46AM (#1394354)
Yet "Slow news day" and "Speed it up" are so very on point.
Re:Simple proof that GUID is not unique by desigooner on Monday May 31, 2010 @09:29AM (#1392477)
just some geeks having fun ... each has his/her own way ..

as far as the OP goes, I'd say everybody's getting trolled

Re:Simple proof that GUID is not unique by jackfoxy on Monday May 31, 2010 @11:51AM (#1392747)
I once worked with a guy who liked to say the "G" stood for "guaranteed". I kind of like that better. No more worrying about whether "global" is good enough, or if you need to go to the UUID that one commenter mentions.