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Re:Unplanned Freefall? Some Survival Tips by joegosse on Friday March 10, 2017 @12:35PM (#13840332)
Interesting that the overall advice here is "Don't Panic"

Also interesting that having a towel could be incredibly useful in this situation.

Re:Unplanned Freefall? Some Survival Tips by geophile on Friday March 10, 2017 @02:29PM (#13841318)
Since we're quoting Doug Adams: “The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
Re:Unplanned Freefall? Some Survival Tips by DonHopkins on Friday March 10, 2017 @01:10PM (#13840662)
"Oh no, not again." -A bowl of petunias.
Re:Unplanned Freefall? Some Survival Tips by ptero on Friday March 10, 2017 @02:10PM (#13841129)
Yet another reason to always know where your towel is :)
Re:Unplanned Freefall? Some Survival Tips by jacquesm on Friday March 10, 2017 @12:40PM (#13840391)
There is a DNA joke in there somewhere.
Re:Unplanned Freefall? Some Survival Tips by iamatworknow on Friday March 10, 2017 @05:31PM (#13842748)
Oh, so that's why South Park has been telling us to bring a towel for all these years!