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YT: Hoosegow, no question.
Cop: You know, we get a kickback from The Clink for every suspect we bring in.
YT: How much do you want?
Cop: How about a hundred? Swipe your card through the reader.
YT: Done. Enjoy your bribe.
Cop: The Clink it is.
YT: My union will hear about this.
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YT: Hoosegow, no question.
Cop: You know, we get a kickback from The Clink for every suspect we bring in.
YT: How much do you want?
Cop: How about a hundred? Swipe your card through the reader.
YT: Done. Enjoy your bribe.
Cop: The Clink it is.
YT: My union will hear about this.