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Re:The myth of using Scala as a better Java by digler999 on Thursday March 02, 2017 @11:10AM (#13775137)
> They are the ones who have to have 35 levels of abstraction.

Have you seen FizzBuzz: Enterprise Edition ?

https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

Re:The myth of using Scala as a better Java by RUG3Y on Thursday March 02, 2017 @11:36AM (#13775424)
haha thanks for sharing that, one of the most absurd things I've ever seen. Every once in a while I think about picking up Java or .NET and going for the enterprise-y jobs...no thanks.
Re:The myth of using Scala as a better Java by Dove on Thursday March 02, 2017 @11:59PM (#13780858)
I'm going to be laughing about this for days.
Re:The myth of using Scala as a better Java by digler999 on Friday March 03, 2017 @11:09AM (#13783790)
its beautiful, not only is it absurd and hilarious, but it says so much. Not as a direct diss to java, but how badly a simple task can get over-designed to the point of being indecipherable. What would be great is if they added some kind of CRM or e-commerce to it, and donated the proceeds to charity. So like, could "Pay as a service" or sign up for "fizzBuzz as a service" and pay to run fizz buzz up to certain limits.