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Re:Ask HN: Is S3 down? by nabla9 on Tuesday February 28, 2017 @02:40PM (#13757089)
Reminds me of an even older joke (from 80's or 90's):

Q: Why computers don't crash at the same time?

A: Because network connections are not fast enough.

(I think we are starting to get there)

Re:Ask HN: Is S3 down? by contingencies on Tuesday February 28, 2017 @07:37PM (#13759799)
These are both pretty good. Added to color fortune clone https://github.com/globalcitizen/taoup