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Doctype Decoration: When web designers add a doctype declaration but don't bother to write valid markup.
Object Oriented Pasta: Used to describe spaghetti code wrapped in classes to make it look like an object.
Hooker Code: Code that is problematic and causes application instability (application "goes down" often).
I've seen some of that and had to clean it up, it made me wish for a shotgun and some ammo at times.
Doctype Decoration: When web designers add a doctype declaration but don't bother to write valid markup.
Object Oriented Pasta: Used to describe spaghetti code wrapped in classes to make it look like an object.
Hooker Code: Code that is problematic and causes application instability (application "goes down" often).