I was trawling through /bestcomments, saw your comment extracted on its own, and opened this thread to suggest you share some life stories.

And then I see others have requested AMAs too.

pastebin is, after all, the #1 site. And you did (more or less) say you stopped running it due to stress/"interestingness" :)

Like another commentator said, you would've gotten one of everything.

So please do consider it. :)