Just because the maintainers of CPython 3 haven't included a Python 2 interpreter doesn't mean that Python 3 is not Turing complete. Their choice not to do that has nothing to do with the Turing completeness of anything.
Which is precisely the point that the original version of the essay was making. The joke was on those insisting that it couldn't possibly work, and the punchline was telling them "oh, so what you're saying is that your language is not Turing complete?"
Ok, maybe that doesn't follow the format for a classic joke, but it's certainly a humorous and sarcastic remark.
That is, why can't the cPython3 implementation of the python3 language also execute python2 code? To which I think the simplest response is "why can't the gcc implementation of the C++ language spec link arm-compiled C++ and x86-compiled C++?"
That's why Z thinks of this as a joke, not a straight-face assertion.
It's not the definition of Turing Complete, but it is a provable property of Turing-Completeness. If Y is Turing-Complete, then you can use Y to write an interpreter for X. Then the issue is reduced to arguing about what the word "in" means in the phrase "run Python 2 in Python 3."