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Re:Why I Don’t Talk to Google Recruiters by bluebomb on Tuesday February 21, 2017 @04:06PM (#13699972)
then we make them go through an animated slideshow and do a quiz to get to an email address
Re:Why I Don’t Talk to Google Recruiters by pucado on Tuesday February 21, 2017 @04:26PM (#13700173)
And when that gets rigged by some wicked OCR, then a Super Mario simulation where the princess is the [email protected], and every 10 coins or every level would get them an additional resume-info nugget to consume.

Okay maybe I took it too far.

Re:Why I Don’t Talk to Google Recruiters by zedadex on Tuesday February 21, 2017 @08:19PM (#13702026)
Turns out Bowser was just trying to hire a competent plumber.
Re:Why I Don’t Talk to Google Recruiters by sqeaky on Tuesday February 21, 2017 @04:38PM (#13700284)
But at least a few people would be employed making this system.
Re:Why I Don’t Talk to Google Recruiters by bnj on Tuesday February 21, 2017 @06:28PM (#13701253)
Got to keep that arms race going!

You didn't take it too far, someone build the first online recruiter focused video game where the prize at the end of each level is the contact details for a more-and-more suitably qualified candidate.

Re:Why I Don’t Talk to Google Recruiters by tbihl on Tuesday February 21, 2017 @08:39PM (#13702126)
Can I buy more coins directly in the simulation?
Re:Why I Don’t Talk to Google Recruiters by jrickert on Tuesday February 21, 2017 @06:25PM (#13701215)
And we have AI that can play Super Mario now.