Pre-distressed guitars are sold all the time as "relics". Both Fender and Gibson do it. Their custom shop will relic them to match a particularly famous one or generally.

I would link to a source, but they are all pretty much just advertisements. Your favorite search engine could find them.

Here's one, just for the sake of completeness:

http://www.fendercustomshop.com/series/artist/jaco-pastorius...

I'm guessing it won't make me play like Jaco. ;-)

Ugh, sounds like Leica's B.S. M.O. http://www.popphoto.com/gear/2015/02/new-gear-leica-m-p-corr...

A close friend of mine made https://www.tonerite.com/ to distress your own guitars. I know it's done well.

All of this marketing is giving me pre-distressed wrinkles in my pre-distressed face and receding my pre-distressed hairline.