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Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by andrei_says_ on Monday February 06, 2017 @10:18PM (#13586697)
It's a joke on scarcity of food etc.

No (availability of) shit to eat on most days > he doesn't have to eat shit. On other days shit is available but no shovels are available > he doesn't have to eat shit because there's no shovel to measure it/eat it with.

He knew this would happen because in Russia the food stores were more often than not empty and tools would be often "misplaced"/stolen.

Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by desdiv on Monday February 06, 2017 @10:21PM (#13586708)
He's asking about the training dog joke, not the American hell vs Russian hell joke.
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by andrei_says_ on Monday February 06, 2017 @10:57PM (#13586883)
Thank you.