I'm suggesting that the web is fine - its stupid nonsense like javascript access to the microphone that gives the illusion that the web is moving forward, and that some people are freaking out proclaiming the end of days because some ridiculous feature hasn't been implemented.

How is it ridiculous just because it's a feature you don't use?

There are plenty of uses for newer standards, that's why they're created, but it only works if the browsers carry their weight and implement them consistently. Safari doesnt, and is thus holding back the progress, just like IE6+ did.