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Re:Apple Reports Record First Quarter Results by sparky_z on Tuesday January 31, 2017 @05:03PM (#13535693)
The good news is that the Irish government uses Euros, which are made of cotton fiber, not wood pulp.
Re:Apple Reports Record First Quarter Results by cgh on Tuesday January 31, 2017 @05:12PM (#13535783)
US dollars are made of cotton and linen.
Re:Apple Reports Record First Quarter Results by sparky_z on Tuesday January 31, 2017 @05:20PM (#13535859)
I almost mentioned that too (basically nobody makes money out of paper, it's too fragile), but it ruined the snappiness of the quip.