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Re:Why I will never have a girlfriend (1999) by Acalyptol on Thursday January 26, 2017 @08:03AM (#13490964)
Your beauty criteria incurs a 1/65 loss. This is why.
Re:Why I will never have a girlfriend (1999) by cuckcuckspruce on Thursday January 26, 2017 @08:21AM (#13491050)
This is why I listen to Jimmy Soul[1] for all of my life's decisions./s

[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk