>> I think you'll find that parents are very uninterested in your theories of social engineering [cite needed]

How can I find a citation for a my own statement that I believe something?

Are you under the impression that the comments section of HN is a scholarly journal where all claims are documented? I notice that you don't ask for citations for any of the claims in this thread that you agree with, so your demands for citations are really just an obnoxious lack of argument.