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Re:Renewing Medium’s focus by brandnewlow on Wednesday January 04, 2017 @04:15PM (#13322110)
Re:Renewing Medium’s focus by minimaxir on Wednesday January 04, 2017 @04:27PM (#13322204)
Link to exact quote that the OP is attempting to satirize: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9224

Satire doesn't work if most people believe it.