I was considering writing roughly the same thing you did, thanks. There's a lot of terrible documentation in every language, but I think it may be a losing battle to show this as a counter example unfortunately.

I think it's just that the gap to get proficient with Haskell for an imperative programmer is a hurdle they are blind to (I was blind myself!), and they assume a few simple tutorials will bootstrap them into the language like it did the other handful they learned.

This is clearly an education problem, but I guess we still have a ways to go to get acceptance.