Your description reminds me of the '90's Apple that had so many fricking Mac models that ordinary mortals didn't know what to buy. I remember fielding those questions more than once, and only barely having an answer because I frequently browsed the hobbyist and trade press at that time.

200\* Apple became one of a few models choices, each designed to (for something of a premium) deliver a consummate experience within its niche.

Apple buyers -- both professionals and premium-paying consumers -- want something that "just works", and works well.

For Apple to foist the Emotibar on them, before solving these other problems... Back-asswards.