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Re:How Social Isolation Is Killing Us by ArkyBeagle on Thursday December 22, 2016 @07:21PM (#13241741)
Uuuuuuh... call out the National Guard?

knock knock knock <opens door> "Huh?"

"I'm Sergeant Jones with the 665th Airborne. Our records show you haven't been out all week. Come with us, sir... "

It'd be different if he handed you a beer first, I guess.

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