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"Fred was very sad his cat died because it was given to him by his father."
"Fred, upon learning of the death of his cat, a gift from his father, broke down in tears."
That's in 3rd person. Even in 1st person...
"I was very sad as this was the cat given to me by my father."
"I recalled the day my father gave me that cat and it brought tears to my eyes."
(Poor Schroedinger...)
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"Fred was very sad his cat died because it was given to him by his father."
"Fred, upon learning of the death of his cat, a gift from his father, broke down in tears."
That's in 3rd person. Even in 1st person...
"I was very sad as this was the cat given to me by my father."
"I recalled the day my father gave me that cat and it brought tears to my eyes."
(Poor Schroedinger...)