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Re:Why Java Sucks – Jonathan Gardner by integrii on Tuesday December 20, 2016 @12:32PM (#13221925)
You should (all Java devs) take a shot at being a gopher.
Re:Why Java Sucks – Jonathan Gardner by gravypod on Tuesday December 20, 2016 @05:34PM (#13224881)
A Java developer is the last person I'd recommend gopher to. Having experienced the benifits of interfaces and abstract classes used to create Generic Methods I'll never go back.

C and Python developers are your best bet.