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Re:Heroin deaths surpass gun homicides for the first time, C... by btown on Sunday December 11, 2016 @11:30AM (#13151756)
A Markov chain trained on your text is almost as rational as your original argument.

Choose life. I chose wrong on that couch watching luggage. Choose a starter you chose not to chose wrong once. Choose life. I chose not to choose a three-piece suit on that couch watching your friends. Choose leisurewear and dental insurance. Choose anymore. Because that's what pro-heroin usage repayments. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range off. No way to defend your jobs, without you having a way to choose fixed interest mortgage reasons. Who needs reasons. Who needs reasons. Who needs reasons? There are not to the edge off. No way to defend of it all, pissing your syringe. There are no replace yourselves. Choose a fucking fabrics. Choose a starter home. Choose anymore. Because that's what pro-heroin?

Re:Heroin deaths surpass gun homicides for the first time, C... by jdenning on Monday December 12, 2016 @05:14AM (#13157020)
The bulk of the parent comment is a quote from Trainspotting (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117951/) - just FYI.
Re:Heroin deaths surpass gun homicides for the first time, C... by btown on Monday December 12, 2016 @08:35AM (#13157908)
Huh. That... actually makes a lot more sense now.