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Re:Show HN: A partial HTTP server written in brainfuck exten... by nickpsecurity on Friday December 09, 2016 @01:00PM (#13140400)
That's funny because I already had this patent describing:

"Combination of Brainfuck with paper mediums for transmission to location for processing, storage, distribution, and archiving of said combinations."

If you made a Brainfuck patent, you need to write me a check.

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Re:Show HN: A partial HTTP server written in brainfuck exten... by qwertyuiop924 on Friday December 09, 2016 @03:24PM (#13141517)
I can verify: he mentioned it in the thread on the sigtbd parallel brainfuck CPU paper (and yes, that was real: you can look it up).
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Re:Show HN: A partial HTTP server written in brainfuck exten... by qwertyuiop924 on Friday December 09, 2016 @08:13PM (#13143381)
...Wait, wrong patent. Nevermind.

Still funny though.

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Re:Show HN: A partial HTTP server written in brainfuck exten... by nickpsecurity on Friday December 09, 2016 @09:23PM (#13143640)
You should've left off the correction. Now I can't supeona you for the trial in East Texas.
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Re:Show HN: A partial HTTP server written in brainfuck exten... by qwertyuiop924 on Saturday December 10, 2016 @02:18AM (#13144506)
...Well than you'd sue me when I testified accurately on the stand, and that would hardely be ideal, now would it?
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