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Re:Let Postgres Do the Work (2013) by majewsky on Saturday November 26, 2016 @06:30PM (#13046658)
If you want to optimize for looking good in front of senior management, you would put a sleep() in there to make it run for 5 minutes. Then when senior mgmt comes back and complains that 5 minutes is still too much, you remove the sleep(), bill a few hours to time tracking, and praise the new performance improvements that you just deployed. ;)
Re:Let Postgres Do the Work (2013) by striking on Saturday November 26, 2016 @07:52PM (#13047019)
Re:Let Postgres Do the Work (2013) by majewsky on Saturday November 26, 2016 @08:55PM (#13047274)
Yes, this is exactly the article that I had in mind earlier. Thanks for digging it up.
Re:Let Postgres Do the Work (2013) by phereford on Saturday November 26, 2016 @07:08PM (#13046824)
Hahahahahaha.