I know, now, that there are glasses that work for basically anyone out there. In college I couldn't find them. It never occurred to me to look in places besides the optometrist's store. It never even occurred to me that my self-identify was compatible with wearing 'trendy' glasses (in this case, squarish and maybe colored plastic frames instead of thin round metallic ones).

I've found frames that complement my face since getting LASIK. Sometimes I wear them ironically to parties.