"Somebody please give me a sharp rap with a wooden spoon if I ever sound like being a pundit is my job and writing and selling software that solves problems for people is my quirky hobby."

Unfortunately, this is exactly what has happened to some people who are pushing the "lean startup" meme as consultantware. You (patio11) are an inspiration and role model. Thanks for your candour, humility and wisdom. I doubt we'll ever need that wooden spoon!