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Re:How can I avoid my MacBook Pro giving me minor shocks? by jmmcd on Monday November 14, 2016 @05:56AM (#12948926)
> feel the vibe! the best shocks [...]

Users enjoying electric shocks. Reality distortion field operating at nominal.

Re:How can I avoid my MacBook Pro giving me minor shocks? by phee on Monday November 14, 2016 @06:16AM (#12949011)
right, it's so powerful it's also interfering with your sarchasm detector, apparently.