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Re:General Motors to Lay Off 2,000 Employees in Ohio and Mic... by msandford on Thursday November 10, 2016 @08:29AM (#12920142)
Sail across the Pacific! I mean it's incredibly slow but guilt free, if you buy a used boat.

Yes I know it's impractical advice but it's technically not wrong and hopefully also funny.

Re:General Motors to Lay Off 2,000 Employees in Ohio and Mic... by artmageddon on Thursday November 10, 2016 @09:43AM (#12920722)
Pros:

-Lots of fun, at least for a little while

Cons:

-Perhaps increased possibility of not making it across

-Would have to quit your job(maybe file this one under 'pro' instead?)