Deep Learning ‘ahem’ detector

Re:Deep Learning ‘ahem’ detector by petercooper on Wednesday November 09, 2016 @01:12AM (#12906640)

Hook this up to a shock collar and train yourself. Even better if it could detect "erm"s :-)

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Re:Deep Learning ‘ahem’ detector by M_Grey on Wednesday November 09, 2016 @01:42AM (#12906790)

How about just... a mild vibration on the wrist or something? Then again, at least, "AhAAAAHHHH" is more interesting than "Ahem".

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Re:Deep Learning ‘ahem’ detector by annnnd on Wednesday November 09, 2016 @02:14AM (#12907003)

Mild vibration wouldn't be enough, it has to be at least annoying, if not painful... I would buy it in a second though, as this approach is probably the easiest way to self-train the "uhm"s & similar out.

Any entrepreneurs around here? ;)

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Re:Deep Learning ‘ahem’ detector by M_Grey on Wednesday November 09, 2016 @02:19AM (#12907038)

No, but I can buy some dog anti-barking collars, and I'm willing to electrify some people... especially today.

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Re:Deep Learning ‘ahem’ detector by annnnd on Wednesday November 09, 2016 @02:26AM (#12907104)

Well then, if I start barking and can't stop, I'll contact you for sure!

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Re:Deep Learning ‘ahem’ detector by M_Grey on Wednesday November 09, 2016 @02:28AM (#12907119)

Good boy!

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Re:Deep Learning ‘ahem’ detector by mnw21cam on Wednesday November 09, 2016 @11:44AM (#12911753)

Useful for, like, "like".

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