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Re:What the Heck Is Happening at Apple? by rsync on Monday October 31, 2016 @10:54AM (#12837266)
I very happily bought the Neptune Pine[1] which is a full featured telephone the size of a watch (I removed the watchband and threw it away). Love it.

[1] https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/neptune/neptune-pine-sm...

Re:What the Heck Is Happening at Apple? by dghughes on Monday October 31, 2016 @12:24PM (#12838292)
You've become Derek Zoolander. http://i.imgur.com/eOXfo95.jpg
Re:What the Heck Is Happening at Apple? by hollander on Monday October 31, 2016 @11:03AM (#12837360)
It's sold with short sleeves.