Re:How to Get Fired Using Switch Statements and Statement Ex...
by robertelder on Friday October 28, 2016 @08:23AM
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Update: Moved about 7 small images and css into S3 and page load time is now < 3 seconds with 380 users on site. I'm about 90% sure that my efforts caused the improvement.
It's still up, but it's super slow with > 20-60 second page load times. I just moved some images into s3 which made it a bit faster. There are currently 267 people on the site according to google analytics.
Re:How to Get Fired Using Switch Statements and Statement Ex...
by marktangotango on Friday October 28, 2016 @09:29AM
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Multiply google analytics users by k to get a more accurate number, where k is a percentage of readers using uBlock or some other blocker that blocks google analytics. Ie k=1.5 for a tech heavy audience :)
Edit; Anecdata, almost all my signups come from users who block google analytics.
Re:How to Get Fired Using Switch Statements and Statement Ex...
by i336_ on Friday October 28, 2016 @08:38AM
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Wow.
I suggest tossing the site logo in s3 too (which timed out when I was trying to mirror the page at archive.is), along possibly with the JS.
As for the article, my brain felt a bit like it was in freefall, and continuously played sounds of glass and crockery breaking as I read. Thanks for the intellectual stretching exercises :P
Re:How to Get Fired Using Switch Statements and Statement Ex...
by i336_ on Friday October 28, 2016 @08:36AM
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The logo failed to mirror, but everything else is intact: http://archive.is/IoYJZ
Edit: oh wow, I feel like an atheist who previously thought the conversation about how horrible Hell is was mostly just overwrought fanatics but has now caught a glimpse of Cocytus.