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Re:Anti-Aging Startup Raises $116M With Bezos Backing by elorant on Thursday October 27, 2016 @08:05PM (#12811633)
As long as everyone else lives forever. Otherwise you're in for a very depressing ride.
Re:Anti-Aging Startup Raises $116M With Bezos Backing by jnicholasp on Friday October 28, 2016 @12:33AM (#12813117)
That is, unless you get yourself a time-traveling space ship and dedicate yourself to the engrossing project of personally insulting every single being in the universe, in alphabetical order.

http://www.hhgproject.org/entries/wowbagger.html (That site sucks to read, btw. White text on black background, ugh.)