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A comment on Ask HN: What is your best programming joke?.

Re:Ask HN: What is your best programming joke? by lordCarbonFiber on Monday October 17, 2016 @03:00PM (#12728145)
I'd tell you a UDP joke; but you might not get it.
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Re:Ask HN: What is your best programming joke? by dozzie on Monday October 17, 2016 @04:50PM (#12729602)
A. Would you like me to tell you a TCP joke?

B. Yes, I would like you to tell me a TCP joke.

A. OK, I will tell you a TCP joke.

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Re:Ask HN: What is your best programming joke? by jhildings on Monday October 17, 2016 @03:46PM (#12728866)
The best things with UDP jokes is that the punchline can
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Re:Ask HN: What is your best programming joke? by kek918 on Monday October 17, 2016 @03:16PM (#12728355)
Clever one, love it :D
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