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Re:The Dizzying Grandeur of 21st Century Agriculture by blhack on Wednesday October 05, 2016 @08:31PM (#12649176)
Pardon the language, but holy shit that is cool. If anybody is reading this and didn't click on that youtube link, click on it. This is seriously amazing.
Re:The Dizzying Grandeur of 21st Century Agriculture by cconcepts on Wednesday October 05, 2016 @09:20PM (#12649392)
They're becoming pretty commonplace. A friend runs a farm that uses them. The cows come in to be milked when they want to be, which averages about 2.2 times per day, they enjoy getting milked. A back scratching machine gives them a rub (which they love) and they stroll leisurely back to their paddock to eat more of their favourite thing; grass.

Staffing costs are much lower along with the subsequent disasters and animal problems caused by thoughtless staff. The cows are happier than ever and milk production is record-breaking.

Re:The Dizzying Grandeur of 21st Century Agriculture by david-given on Thursday October 06, 2016 @04:22AM (#12650955)
Here's the back scratcher, made by the same people who do the self-service milking machine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9paVtU4NmQ

I remember seeing DeLaval say that the back scratcher is their most popular product --- among both humans and cows!

Their corporate website looks a bit threadbare (last update 2015), but their Youtube channel has recent videos; I hope they're doing all right, but their products look amazingly cool.

Re:The Dizzying Grandeur of 21st Century Agriculture by david-given on Thursday October 06, 2016 @08:27AM (#12651833)
Because their products look cool. Stupid fingers.
Re:The Dizzying Grandeur of 21st Century Agriculture by blhack on Thursday October 06, 2016 @01:34AM (#12650440)
That is really awesome to hear.
Re:The Dizzying Grandeur of 21st Century Agriculture by spiderfarmer on Thursday October 06, 2016 @06:33AM (#12651368)
My parents installed their first milking robot about 12 years ago. They are now onto 2 more modern robots.

The first milking robot was manufactured in _1994_!