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"Oh you wanted to go to the bank today? Fuck you, we're going over by the mall" doors lock shut
"I was feeling bored, so I drove down to the mall. Look what all did I get!"
And then prepares to rush the owner to the hospital.
"Oh you wanted to go to the bank today? Fuck you, we're going over by the mall" doors lock shut