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Re:Announcing Azure Command-Line Interface 2.0 Preview by biocomputation on Tuesday September 27, 2016 @06:47PM (#12593903)
You beat me to it. I was going to write:

Node.JS === Javascript

Re:Announcing Azure Command-Line Interface 2.0 Preview by blitzd on Tuesday September 27, 2016 @07:38PM (#12594235)
...except for the whole sync/async (libuv) thing. And the bits they added on top of V8, like Buffers.

Maybe Javascript == Node.JS then?