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Re:What if the aliens we are seeking are AI? by tejasv on Sunday September 25, 2016 @08:19PM (#12578269)
If these alien beings are built using javascript (as pictured above in the matrix-esque image) then we definitely have nothing to fear.

This phrase should defeat them: "Hi, welcome to undefined"

Re:What if the aliens we are seeking are AI? by partycoder on Sunday September 25, 2016 @10:33PM (#12578850)
If they used JavaScript, the language's excellent floating point arithmetic would likely make them crash all the time and we will be safe.