As a matter of experience, the bar for being young increases as one grews older.

26 is young for me now, even if that 26 yo person has a couple of children that think that their parents are as old as me.

Probably not, but that doesn't help the CEO's case on whether he has a handle on what the young'ins (I suppose you'd call them) think is creepy or not.

I'm surprised too, at that age you barely have any of your milk teeth left.

You've just triggered my midlife crisis again. I'm 28, which is halfway to the grave :(.

I think you might even make it to 60 if you stop smoking, drinking and start exercising more!

Which means I'd be as much as two years from being halfway to the grave! Yay, I feel younger already. ;).