They are an assault on my visual field. I'd just rather not see them. And I don't like what they stand for. I'm aware that a lot of thought goes into their design, though often it doesn't seem like it. I guess all they have to be is eyecatching, which is what makes them particularly annoying.

Yes I know Nike exists already, thanks very much. I'll choose my alcohol when it's in front of me, thanks very much. I'll search for products when I actually need something, thanks very much. No, your attractive models will not make me buy your products, thanks very much.