If you can figure out how to pipe commands together, this is maybe not impossible.
<Some pattern recognition app> | <docusign> | <priceline app>
Don't forget to add at the end:
| <gym online registration> | <facebook api delete>
The trick is getting your neighbor to call your wife Alexa, to trigger the Dot to wake up and listen.
Re:All New Amazon Echo Dot
by new_hackers on Wednesday September 14, 2016 @04:15PM
(#12500854)
Oh Alexa!!!
"Alexa, if you hear my wife and the neighbor having sex, file divorce paperwork, and get me on the next flight to Barbados."