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Re:Ask HN: Please don't submit April Fools stories. Please... by cj on Thursday April 01, 2010 @10:47AM (#1234694)
April Fool's Day is a linkbait competition.

Lighten up! It's only 24 hours. I think we can all survive.

Re:Ask HN: Please don't submit April Fools stories. Please... by KirinDave on Thursday April 01, 2010 @11:17AM (#1234780)
No. You are making the site worse. When someone asks you to stop you say, “Lighten up! You'll live. It's only 24 hours.”

This dodges the core issue: most people don't want that bullshit here. If you want that bullshit, there are many other news sites that will cater to your need for bullshit.

Re:Ask HN: Please don't submit April Fools stories. Please... by asolove on Thursday April 01, 2010 @11:22AM (#1234791)
Indeed. I keep thinking: if only there were some distributed way to determine which stories people thought should be voted up and which they thought should be voted down...